Saturday, May 27, 2006
my evil return
i return to the states on 6/6/6, the number of the beast. this will extend the length of this most unholy of days to a staggering 36.5 hours for me. if a mighty rapture-esque conflagration engulfs the earth on that day (which i foresaw in a charas induced vision 3 weeks ago), i should be safe in the sky. upon landing i'll take up the duty of repopulating the earth. hopefully i'll find one or more amongst the passengers and crew worthy of my seed, though it is unlikely.